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MARS EP6 WMB: Planets ApedDate: 2006-02-16 George Dubya has an encounter with a real life Martian and annoy's the hell out of him. While the others discover they're running out of Oxygen. The secret of the Universe is... MARS EP5 WMB: A Mars a dayDate: 2006-02-09 No description available MARS EP4 WMB: smell-o-ramaDate: 2006-02-01 The Turdilator is running amok (or a muck) on the ship. Chung Chung hatches a plan to catch it and as he's the smartestChimp on the ship everyone goes for it. No spiders on Mars yet. MARS EP3 WMB: Aloo AlienDate: 2006-01-26 Dubya is in charge of the Neutron Gravity Dimension Stabiliser aka a rubber ball. But things go disastrously wrong when Tony's curried mutton goes nuclear in Fatso's gut. Mars is so far away. MARS EP2 WMB: Cool For Space SchoolDate: 2006-01-24 Dubya and co are in training at Nasa's space camp. But it looks like the commander of the mission isn't going to be George. Mr C Chung is in charge. Toy's are thrown from the pram! MARS EP1 WMB: All bets are offDate: 2006-01-18 A strange signal has been received from the red planet. Worse still Dubya has won a bet with Condy. George has the great idea of going to Mars. FLOOD WMB: Water water everywhereDate: 2006-01-14 Someone's left the Whitehouse taps on and now George Dubya's got water on the brain! Can he prove his leadership skills and rescue the stranded? And who's to blame? Surely it can't be Dubya's fault? BEST OF EP3 WMB: The rest of the BestDate: 2006-01-10 The Queen and Prince Philip put the Royal seal of approval on the year gone by. Expect transvestites, sexy goats and Jehova's Witnesses. Unless you're a hunt sabateur, in which case expect no mercy! BEST OF EP2 WMB: 3 of the BestDate: 2006-01-05 Another look back at 2005, with dufus Dubya, Conde and Arnie chewing over mechanically recovered bits of the year. But what was George's favourite? And should he be allowed to play with crayons? BEST OF EP1 WMB: Simply the BestDate: 2006-01-03 It's the holidays, so Tony Blair and Fatboy Prescott are taking us through their favourite moments from the year gone by. But beware - Fatty's been eating sprouts all Christmas. XMAS WMB: Dubya's goose is cookedDate: 2005-12-30 It's Christmas Day and Dubya and friends are celebrating, even though Arnie's terminated the turkey, Fatty's eaten most of it and the toys in the crackers more iffy than usual. SANTA EP6 WMB: Dubya's got the sackDate: 2005-12-27 While Dubya and team are delivering presents and mayhem around the world, Santa's got to get out of jail. Can he do it? And what present will Santa give Dubya if he catches him? SANTA EP5 WMB: This'll sleigh youDate: 2005-12-22 Santa finds his feminine side and makes a daring prison escape. Meanwhile, Dubya takes to the skies in Santa's sleigh to save Christmas. But look out if you've been naughty! SANTA EP4 WMB: Rudolph is rareDate: 2005-12-20 Dubya goes to Lapland and invades Santa's grotto to save Christmas. Meanwhile, Santa's hanging tough in prison with his elves. And Rudolph is in for a nasty surprise. SANTA EP3 WMB: Jingle JammersDate: 2005-12-15 Dubya is going to save Christmas because he's had Santa thrown into jail. Santa reckons he can hack it in the can and Tony Blair gets an offer from his wife cherie he can't refuse. SANTA EP2 WMB: Jolly how?Date: 2005-12-12 Dubya is finally told Santa doesn't exist. However, a CIA bust of a bomb making factory in Finland seems to be another case of mistaken identity, again. Meanwhile, Santa has trouble with a Chinese Elf stealing intellectual property rights. Let's do this t SANTA EP1 WMB: Slaying BellsDate: 2005-12-07 Dubya is overly excited because it's Christmas. Santa ain't happy with his Elves and it looks like there'sa case of mistaken identity by the CIA. Ooops. NANO EP6 WMB: Tummy TroubleDate: 2005-12-02 The Nanobots can't find Georges brain. The Queen and Prince Philip are arriving for a banquet and there seems to be something upsetting Georges tummy. NANO EP5 WMB: It's a no-brainerDate: 2005-11-29 Mini nanobot Osamas are about to attack George's brain, but can the miniaturized rescue team stop them? And will the world notice George isn't quite himself NANO EP4 WMB: Mini Me'sDate: 2005-11-23 Dubya has been infected with Osama's Nanobot flu. So the gang get miniaturised into a mini sub to go and defeat the Nanobot army in Georges Head. It's complicated. NANO EP3 WMB: Pretty in PVCDate: 2005-11-18 Arnie and Fatty escape from Osamas Saudi hideout. But with his Butt bullet riddled, Arnie is in Hospital. A visit from Dubya is life threatening. Tony asks Cherie a favour. NANO EP2 WMB: Tango-tasticDate: 2005-11-16 Arnie and Fatty are trying to destroy Osamas Nanobot laboratory. Pole dancing, Tango dancing and a caravan quiz. Their escape doesn't go to plan as Arnies butt bites a bullet. NANO EP1 WMB: Nanny BottiesDate: 2005-11-11 Dubya has discovered where Osama is hiding. They send Arnie and Fatty in to destroy his hideout. Turns out Osama has cloned himself into an army of Nanobots. Where are the Wurzels now? OIL EP5 WMB: MeltdownDate: 2005-11-09 All tied up with no where to go, Dubya, Blair et al are about to be humiliated in the Greenpeace rock video. Naked at the North Pole proves the camera adds pounds but not inches. At least Bono finally shuts up. OIL EP4 WMB: Yoko BonoDate: 2005-11-03 The gang run into Greenpeace who are filming a promo video with Bono! OIL EP3 WMB: Bush BaitDate: 2005-10-30 Tony Blair is about to get poleaxed by a Polar Bear. But it's Dubya's bush craft which saves the day. Arnie really is the 'Running Man'. OIL EP2 WMB: Freeze the breezeDate: 2005-10-26 Dubya is in charge of USS attack sub 'Friends'. As usual he gets a jittery finger. Ice is for igloos and and they're all gonna need one. OIL EP1 WMB: Sub-normalDate: 2005-10-23 Dubya takes the USS Friends under the ice to the North Pole. They're going to claim some Oil. But will they get there in time? LOST EP6 WMB: Turtle RecallDate: 2005-10-19 Yep we're back and we're getting Lost! Will George be elected President of the Pandas? Does Arnie defeat the Giant Tortoises? Does Fatty find food? LOST EP5 WMB: A desert of DumbosDate: 2005-10-14 Yep we're back and we're getting Lost! The creature is a feature. LOST EP4 WMB: A loss LeaderDate: 2005-10-11 Yep we're back and we're getting Lost! It's homemakers and hunters in this episode. Barney, Dubya's yappy dog has set a trap. Tony and Paris are being very bitchy. It's losin' it! LOST EP3 WMB: Hairy monsters and supercreepsDate: 2005-10-06 Yep we're back and we're getting Lost! This island is a bit strange - dead Pandas, strange monsters and no Gilligan. The Lost inhabitants hold an election and Dubya senses an easy victory. LOST EP2 WMB: Are we rescued, yet?Date: 2005-10-04 Yep we're back and we're getting Lost! Dubya's dog Barney has crashed Airforce One somewhere in the Pacific. Will Arnie launch a rescue or will he launch a naked Twister contest? LOST EP1 WMB: Control Freakery FreaksDate: 2005-09-29 Yep we're back and we're getting Lost! Dubya and Blair cause havoc at the Pacific rim conference. Then things get a whole lot worse on airforce one when Barney takes the controls. WMB EP3 MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE: We can't handle the truthDate: 2005-09-22 Dubya finally gets Kofi Anan to cough up the cash. The break in to the UN building has gone spectacularly wrong. Who'd be in a tight spot with this lot? WMB EP2 MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE: Dripping Sweat ScenesDate: 2005-09-15 Dubya cruises into the UN building. A shameless pastiche is created as the gang try to lift the UN secret files. Arnie is painfully deluded. WMB EP1 MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE: It don't add upDate: 2005-09-08 Dubya suspects Kofi of Fraud. So it's obviously the right thing to do to break into the UN. Robert Mugabe bulldozes his way in. WMB EP3 STATE VISIT: This Queen ain't QueerDate: 2005-09-06 Dubya finally gets something write. The corgis still hate Blair. And the hunt really kicks off when Liz finally gets the hump. WMB EP2 STATE VISIT: Dubya the DufusDate: 2005-09-02 The Queen tries to get Dubya to sign his name. The corgis take a disliking to Blair and the estate is infected with foxes. WMB EP1 STATE VISIT: The reality of royaltyDate: 2005-08-30 Dubya visits the Queen, who is hatching a secret plan. The paparrazi get their shots, the tarka dahl is tasty and Dubya is on his bestest behavior. WMB EP6 CRUSADES: The last crusade craps outDate: 2005-08-26 Inspector Clouseau has help from Barney. Arnie gets lost in reality, Dubya has coherency problems and Mr T gets his just desserts. WMB EP5 CRUSADES: High heels and Low livesDate: 2005-08-25 Dubya's rescue party is searching high and low. Mr T gets a bumpy ride. Dubya's got fire lighting problems, and the French army catch up with them. WMB EP4 CRUSADES: Lost in translationDate: 2005-08-22 Dubya's crusade is in deep crud. Dubya's got language problems and he can't speak French. Blair's decided that they go undercover as ABBA tribute band 'Yabba Dabba Doo' and Arnie's got sexual issues. WMB EP3 CRUSADES: It's electric pour vousDate: 2005-08-19 Dubya's crusade is in crisis. He and his dog Barney are lost in enemy territory - France! Tony and Condeleeza decide to mount a rescue mission. Luckily Arnies sold the Deputy PM the purrfect vehicle. WMB EP2 CRUSADES: The Pope Vs the DopeDate: 2005-08-17 Dubya's idea for a Crusade runs into a problem at the Vatican. Arnie's Humvee has been pimped and Barney's got the hots for anything mobile. WMB EP1 CRUSADES: Exocets on eBay anyone?Date: 2005-08-15 Dubya has got another great idea for a crusade. Barney's got humping mania, the Nato Summit is on the agenda and Tony Blair's tea is smashing. WMB EP6 WAR ON TERROR EPISODES: I spy with my little IDate: 2005-08-10 George Dubya personally takes charge of the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. George and Condy are being horribly tortured. Arnie, Blair and Prescott stumble across evil supra genius Blowjob and Osama's cave is full of chintz. WMB EP5 WAR ON TERROR EPISODES: Poppies, puppies and punching a plentyDate: 2005-08-09 George Dubya personally takes charge of the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. Sly saves the day and gives Arnie a dose of knife envy. The search for Osama's cave ain't easy without the right zip code and Blair's blisters are quite sore. WMB EP4 WAR ON TERROR EPISODES: Rip cords are to be rippedDate: 2005-08-08 George Dubya personally takes charge of the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. This plan to get Osama has it all: shooting parrots, flying Pandas and Arnies runny tummy are hampering their campering. Thank Allah for Sly! WMB EP3 WAR ON TERROR EPISODES: The magic words areDate: 2005-08-05 George Dubya personally takes charge of the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. George's pet Panda Yo-Yo gets stage fright. The CIA have supposedly got intelligence...and found Osama's hideout. This mission is going really, really well. WMB EP2 WAR ON TERROR EPISODES: It's on big tokeDate: 2005-08-03 George Dubya personally takes charge of the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. Supposedly undercover in Pakistan the gang leave it to George to haggle over the weapons. Conde gets a little high minded and Arnie discovers the joys of curry. WMB EP1 WAR ON TERROR EPISODES: A hunting we will goDate: 2005-08-01 George Dubya personally takes charge of the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. After his Barney story video is stolen, George Dubya decides to hunt him down personally. Unfortunately this mission clashes with Tony Blair's Tuscan holiday. WMB EP6 WORLD LEADER EPISODES: Winnders are grinnersDate: 2005-07-29 It's the show the whole world's not been waiting for: World Leader 2005. George Dubya does mince his worms, Paula Abdul has a favourite in mind and the hotel room, and Tony Blair believes he's the chosen one. WMB EP5 WORLD LEADER EPISODES: It's another fine mess they're inDate: 2005-07-27 It's the show the whole world's not been waiting for: World Leader 2005. The pieces are picked up after Ayatolla Asshola's bomb blows up. Britney Spears is not as cute as she looks and Samuel L Jackson gets a dream job. WMB EP4 WORLD LEADER EPISODES: Skills sets suckDate: 2005-07-25 It's the show the whole world's not been waiting for: World Leader 2005. George Dubya gets wired in readiness for the public speaking category. Tony Blair is trying to master a tricky riff and the President of Uzibeckistan taps his way to World Leader imm WMB EP3 WORLD LEADER EPISODES: Rest room dogsDate: 2005-07-22 It's the show the whole world's not been waiting for: World Leader 2005. It's Tarantino time! WMB EP2 WORLD LEADER EPISODES: Lookey Likey's are cheapDate: 2005-07-20 It's the show the whole world's not been waiting for: World Leader 2005. Reality TV doesn't get any sicker. WMB EP1 WORLD LEADER EPISODES: Talentless TitsDate: 2005-07-18 It's the show the whole world's not been waiting for: World Leader 2005. Grease me up baby! WMB EP6 BIRTHDAY EPISODES: Hanover HellDate: 2005-07-15 Dubya causes havoc during Tony Blair's big birthday bash. The morning after the night before. Ooops! WMB EP5 BIRTHDAY EPISODES: Puppies are perishableDate: 2005-07-13 Dubya causes havoc during Tony Blair's big birthday bash. The swinging starts with party organiser Arnie. WMB EP4 BIRTHDAY EPISODES: What's in the box?Date: 2005-07-11 Dubya causes havoc during Tony Blair's big birthday bash. Party party party. It's a surprise. WMB EP3 BIRTHDAY EPISODES: Party up or perishDate: 2005-07-08 Dubya causes havoc during Tony Blair's big birthday bash. Freakin France gets a flyby. Whack My Bush The Birthday Episodes 2: Airforce Four don't flyDate: 2005-07-06 Dubya causes havoc during Tony Blair's big birthday bash. Getting to Olde England is part of the fun. Whack My Bush The Birthday Episodes 1: Tic Tac Toe TantrumsDate: 2005-07-04 Dubya causes havoc during Tony Blair's big birthday bash. It's a game of strategy. Whack My Bush The Jedi Knight Episode: The last of the Jedi's is also the most stoopidDate: 2005-07-01 Just a quiet Sunday at the Whitehouse until the alarm is sounded. Dubya Wan decides to take command and see off the intruders. Should he use force or The Force? Whack My Bush Peace Talks Episodes 5: Reload RamboDate: 2005-06-29 Dubya tries to bring peace to the Middle East. A time to kill Whack My Bush Peace Talks Episodes 4: shootin shenanigansDate: 2005-06-27 Dubya tries to bring peace to the Middle East. A huntin we will go. Whack My Bush Peace Talks Episodes 3: hot tub rubbinDate: 2005-06-24 Dubya tries to bring peace to the Middle East. Let's get naked Whack My Bush Peace Talks Episodes 2: It's good to porkDate: 2005-06-22 Dubya tries to bring peace to the Middle East. Road Trippin. Whack My Bush Peace Talks Episodes 1: Peaceniks ruleDate: 2005-06-20 Dubya tries to bring peace to the Middle East. Road Trippin. EP6 BIG BROTHER: rubbery rashesDate: 2005-06-17 Dubya sends Tony Blair help to plug a security leak. Sponge Bob Squarepants would be ashamed. EP5 BIG BROTHER: The Gimp and the WimpDate: 2005-06-15 Dubya sends Tony Blair help to plug a security leak. Dubya gets to mile high with Arnie! EP4 BIG BROTHER: Gr8T G8 SummitDate: 2005-06-13 Dubya sends Tony Blair help to plug a security leak. Arnie departs. But more trouble is in store at No 10. EP3 BIG BROTHER: Back, Sack, CrackDate: 2005-06-10 Dubya sends Tony Blair help to plug a security leak. Mr Brown is tortured. EP2 BIG BROTHER: A killing spree specialDate: 2005-06-08 Dubya sends Tony Blair help to plug a security leak. The Big Brother house is raided. EP1 BIG BROTHER: Terminator troubleDate: 2005-06-06 Dubya sends Tony Blair help to plug a security leak. The Governator makes an entrance.